The Broke but Outside Collection
Listen, being outside in Lagos will test your pocket. A simple “let’s hang out” can end in premium tears once the bill drops.
You’ll start calculating who ordered the most, but in your head, or worse you’ll start praying that the Odogwu (or Odogwuress) in the group will suddenly become generous and cover the bills.
But if you’re on a solo date, or worse, you’re the Odogwu everyone’s praying to, may your account balance not embarrass you.
Can I get an Amen?
Still, outside must be outside. And even the broke deserve enjoyment because a small account balance shouldn’t stop big enjoyment, you just have to cut your coat according to your size.
And if you want to follow Gen Z trends and wear baggy coats, we leave you to God.
For the rest of us who know our size, we’ve curated The Broke but Outside Collection, places where you can have maximum enjoyment for minimal cost.
Freedom Park, Lagos Island
Once upon a time, this used to be a colonial prison. Now, it’s where Lagosians go to unwind, listen to live music, and argue about who’s the next Fela. Entry costs just a little (emphasis on little), but once you’re in, it’s pure vibes: art exhibitions, poetry nights, palm wine, and random saxophone sounds floating through the air.
If you’re lucky, you might stumble on a concert or play, the kind that makes you wonder why you ever thought enjoyment had to be expensive.
Paradise Beach, Abraham Adesanya
If “soft life on a budget” had an address, it would be Paradise Beach.This spot has the perfect bring-your-own-cooler energy, affordable gate fee, zero stress, real beach vibes.
No overpriced coconut water or compulsory cabanas. Just sand, sea breeze, and vibes that make you forget Lagos traffic exists. Grab your friends, your Bluetooth speaker, and a few drinks, you’ve got yourself a perfect Saturday.
Nike Art Gallery, Lekki
Four floors of stunning Nigerian art, sculpture, and culture, and guess what? Entry is free. You can spend hours wandering around, pretending you understand abstract art (“Hmm, it’s giving struggle and rebirth”), or just soaking in the beauty of local talent.
It’s also one of those places that automatically makes you look cultured. One selfie here and everyone on your WhatsApp story will think you’re living your best soft life.
National Museum, Onikan
Who says history can’t be fun? For less than the cost of a shawarma, you can explore centuries of Nigerian art, artifacts, and stories.
From ancient sculptures to old royal regalia, it’s like walking through a time machine but with air conditioning (sometimes). A quiet, educational kind of outside. The kind that makes you feel smarter and cultured, even if you’re just there for the pictures.
Johnson Jakande Tinubu (JJT) Park, Alausa
Free entry. Shady trees. Perfect grass for picnics and “main character” moments. JJT Park is the kind of place where people go to touch grass, literally after a long week of Lagos stress.
Bring a mat, some snacks, your best playlist, and act like you don’t have responsibilities. Bonus: you’ll see plenty of couples taking pre-wedding pictures for free entertainment.
Muri Okunola Park, Victoria Island
One of the few green spaces in VI that won’t charge you for breathing. It’s great for meetups, games, or just sitting under a tree and minding your business (a rare skill in Lagos).
There’s usually a chill crowd: families, joggers, friends, all just soaking up the breeze and pretending they’re not thinking about work on Monday.
So next time your friends say, “Let’s go out,” you don’t have to panic or fake an “I’m broke this weekend” text. You can be outside, take fine pictures, enjoy fresh air, and still have enough left for suya on your way home.
You just have to master the art of enjoyment on a budget.
